Posts by Las Malvinas son Argentinas

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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Las Malvinas son Argentinas

One has to live, drink and think Lloyd Evans to adequately translate all this. Kind of like method acting. I just discovered this so the closest thing I could do to get into character was to rub my pelvic area and take a bite out of a chocolate bar. Do tell me know how I am doing.

February has been a slow month for me because I've been battling a weirdly-lengthy cold-flu virus which has majorly impacted my productivity

Is it that time again? I’ll post something in members only so exiting patrons whose access is about to be restricted can have some motivation not to drop. If they can buy the bullshit that I’ve been ill, that ought to help.

I was really hoping to get a video out today (i.e. right at the end of the month) but unfortunately despite my best efforts it just hasn't worked out the way I wanted

It’s becoming clearer to me by the day that I will have to get a job if this trend doesn’t reverse and thinking about it upsets me. So I’ve been self medicating as usual and my brain is so fried that I can’t concentrate. In the past I just filmed some shit and sent it to Tibor to clean up. But I’m usually gobbling up edibles at night and can’t get anything done.

I'm therefore going to try to hit the ground running in March and focus on clearing some more of the backlog of videos requested by my amazing patrons and YouTube channel members.

What’s a phrase I can use to excuse me from accomplishing hardly any of my patron perks? “Backlog of videos”. Let’s call it that.

I've also resumed work on the Second Edition of The Reluctant Apostate, which will be made available simultaneously in English and German!

Oops I probably should have used the word “resume” because that would indicate that I’ve stopped.

So far we on schedule to release both versions (and hopefully, an audiobook!) in early 2025.

Being an apostate isn’t the only thing I’m reluctant about. I’ll shoot for 2025 even though it won’t take me that long. I need to account for my many breaks and then I’ll demand a quick turnaround from my volunteer German translator and throw the burden publicly upon them for the delay of releasing this live saving work.

Since January 1 the channel has grown by around 800 subscribers, which is great news and definitely motivates me to continue!

I shouldn’t give you a negative number with regard to patrons as that will bring the wrong message, so I’ll just put it out there that 800 people have supposedly started watching me for free.

I obviously no longer have a video editor so a lot more time, effort and thought needs to go into each upload even though there are fewer of them

Fuck Tibor and his salary demands. I guess I need to do it myself, but I’m decreasing my workload and think I should be paid the same as it was when he dropped. But these M7 criminals forced me into this, remember that! Way to go M7!

I have also been giving some thought to the Patreon/YouTube channel member tiers and how they can be streamlined

These $1 patrons are killing me! Why can’t they all pledge $25 or $50? What? You want something more? Fine, tell me what you want and I’ll see if I can do it. If it fits into my schedule. I’ll have to be motivated too. Assholes.

For now I just want to sincerely thank all of you who take an interest in my channel, especially the 443 of you currently supporting it as patrons and channel members

Allow me to take this opportunity to remind people of how many different ways you can pay me. Did you catch my note about retooling the merchandise page?

It's very difficult to keep dipping into my religious experience - a source of profound personal trauma

That’s right you bloody plebs. I’ve been going on about JWs and revisiting this for 15 years now since I went inactive so you owe me. I’d really rather not be doing this but it’s the only thing on this planet I can do to convince people to pay me.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I suspect the court filing has to do with the fact that the plaintiff/private prosecutor/pussy is required to have his actual address on file with the court and with the “defendants” in order to pursue the case.

Jabba the Hutt is likely to counter that he’s afraid his address will be leaked online, thus the reason he’s hiding behind his ex-wife’s skirt.

What a low-down and pathetic wimp of a man.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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I'm guessing that Dijana has them most of the time and she's probably not on the same page as he is about how they are cared for. What is he going to do?

Oh, this is Lloyd we're speaking about. If Dijana diverges in any way from Lloyd's prescribed path of reading her parents the riot act, he's going to start giving her endless shit and accuse her of being a JW apologist or what-not. That video might even be one of retaliation/revenge as in "if you continue letting granny see the girls, I'm dragging Jessica onto one of my videos and we're going DEFCON 1 on My Book of Bible Stories."

This type of petty vindictiveness and small dick energy is a trademark of Jabba the Hutt's. He's the type of ex who thinks he has veto power over her new lover spending any amount of time with the kids until he approves. There's no limit to the damage a non-custodial parent can cause to the co-parenting arrangement should they so desire. That increases tenfold if she has a new guy in her life.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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As for causing a family "war", since his kids are living under Grandma's roof if I were her I'd tell him until he can provide for his family himself, he doesn't get to tell me what I can and cannot talk about in my own house!!

This is an astute point. JW or not, people can say or think whatever the fuck they want under their own roof. Especially when they are elderly and have put up with his bullshit for years, all culminating in the current situation of a hopelessly broken family. I’d be like: “oh NOW you are concerned about your kids? I speak about my own views to my grandkids in the house I’ve lived in for decades and you threaten me by limiting contact with them? The same guy who left them one holiday season to bang hookers in Thailand? The same man who moved an hour away because he didn’t like that our daughter wouldn’t take it up the ass and wouldn’t tolerate him seeing other women?”

There are so many people who are getting shunned by JW relatives. By all accounts, the in-laws have been quite lenient towards them per JW rules. They even allowed him to build an apostate studio underneath their living quarters! Most would take the random JW comment for what it is and count their lucky stars their kids have a seemingly functional relationship with their grandparents. Not Lloyd. He relishes in fucking everything up and sticking his big nose into everything. This was something for Dijana to deal with, not him. Her parents, her family home.

That family desperately needs an enforcer. My family had one - a biker type uncle who would kick the living shit out of boyfriends/husbands who fucked over any of his children, grandchildren, nieces and nephews. Someone who would drive to Zagreb, confront that fat fuck in the street and drop him to the asphalt for speaking to his auntie like that.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

How is this any different from how JWs respond when their children are exposed to beliefs they view as false? Lloyd even brought out the Book of Bible Stories! You can’t script this!

So Lloyd “had words” for the JW in-laws (I’m guessing in his broken Croatian?). Lloyd - have you ever listened to your daughter? She has very strong views that line up with yours and with that in mind, shouldn’t you have let Jessica unwitness to them?

Jessica described it as a “big war” within the family, meaning of course Lloyd was making it into one. Lloyd immediately tried to correct her by saying he “had words”. It could be that Dijana didn’t like him speaking to her parents like that and felt she had it under control. That’s more likely what the “big war” was about.

No, you had to take control by threatening people who, though misguided by their religion, do have a concern with how their grandchildren are being raised and with good reason - Lloyd and his manipulation and bully tactics. And we had better believe that he threatened them with not seeing them ever again. Who’s acting more like a JW? Who is actually threatening to tear family members apart from each other?

The video was cringe. The daughter wanted to be silly and have fun. Lloyd frequently had to interrupt and/or ignore her comments in order to get to what HE wanted to talk about. His comments to her indicate this was not the first time he had gone over that book with her:

Lloyd: Do you remember me explaining this picture to you?

Jessica: He explained this to me

The portion about paradise had me rolling in that Jessica was dead-on about where her father went:

Jessica: If you want to see paradise you get on a plane and you land and you are in paradise!

Lloyd: Places like that already exist and I said I know… (oh he knows quite well how to get to paradise)

Lloyd, why don’t you tell her about how the plane dropped you in paradise so you can see the ~~sex workers~~ elephants?

Finally, in what could be best described as a statement about who really raises them, Lloyd asks her about what she would do if granny ever said those things again.

“I’d call Mummy!”

Lloyd: “You’d call Mummy or Daddy…”

This is how JWs parent children. Kids eat Christmas candy at school, it’s straight to the Book of Bible Stories about the Babylonian furnace. Lloyd stated that the book had traumatised him as a kid, but he is so emotionally retarded that he doesn’t see how he’s doing it again with them.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I'd say extradition is a long shot.

What Sisak Municipal Court judge is going to have the gravitas to forward an extradition request to the Croatian Foreign Ministry, all on behalf of a man they cannot even locate or even provide his current address?

What is absolutely insane is that he actually believes this is likely to happen. Extradition is not happening. It’s a notoriously difficult and lengthy process. If it were easy, why isn’t Julian Assange facing trial in the US after over a decade of detention? Why is Roman Polanski still dining out after pleading guilty to a CSA charge and then absconding prior to sentencing?

And Jabba the Hutt thinks he can get 7 people from all over the world in a Sisak court for retweets and video commentary regarding his disastrous livestream?

He’s doing it from the relative safety of the Croatian legal system because if he goes to the US/UK/Aus and sues, it’s going to be prohibitively expensive and he’s exposing himself to a counter suit that has a high probability of being successful.

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Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool March 2024

by DerekMoors in

for those still interested in lloyd's fall from grace, i made up a chart of my own.

april 2023 is when he put out his "things are bad" tin cup begging video, and he got a small surge to 592 on the 13th of that month.

i'm also using his all-time peak of 897 from november 2022.. for march, we're gonna say a modest -15, putting him at 352. i'm also curious as to when he might hit 300 and then 200. if he keeps up with an average of -20 every month, he'll be at less than 190 before the end of this year.. happy guessing everyone..

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366 currently. +5 since his low and dropping. 17 away from my first ever Patreoff championship.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

That “I would have liked the option to be gay” is more reflective of him trying to score points as a progressive than him trying to out himself as one. He’s often sought out fights with people online that invariably ended with him applying the label of homophobic or transphobic. It’s an ingrained part of his shtick to start passionately sounding off on issues traditionally associated with the political left.

As much as a victim he likes to be, if he had been gay we’d have already known about it and the M7 would have picked up a homophobic label by now. When he said on the livestream “my sexuality has been tampered with”, I thought for sure he was coming out as bi. It would have been an opportune moment to do so and would have given him another talking point he desperately needed. But he didn’t.

Whether he’s 50% this or that, he’s definitely 100% a liar and hypocrite and abusive to those around him.

Yep. A fine example of that was during the migrant crisis when Croatia was being used as a transit point. He passionately defended their cause and symbolically offered up his home as a refuge! Either he was just virtue signaling or was being a moron for exposing his wife and young daughters to Syrian migrants sleeping in his own house. As protective and controlling over his own family as we know him to be, it was likely virtue signaling.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

So here's my thoughts on the gey day thing.

He has mentioned before that he is not sexually compatible with his ex wife.

To add: The reason his wife gave as to their sexual incompatibility is that he primarily desired anal sex. She did not. They hadn't had vaginal intercourse since before his youngest was born in 2019. Not to say they weren't intimate since then, but it primarily consisted of him asking her to do things whilst he masturbated.

Doesn't mean he's gay, but worth noting.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

His biggest problem is that he doesn't realize he's bad at comedy.

And this video was a compilation. Meaning he thought these passages were actually the good portions of his stand-up. I'd hate to see what didn't make the cut.

Most of these jokes weren't even jokes. Talking about JW upbringing and what was disallowed isn't that. There was no punchline. Any Brit could have offered the same wry reasoning that an Indian dish is now the national dish. He probably had heard that comment on a television show and recycled it for people who had little or no exposure to it.

The part about him thinking his privates were going to explode after a discussion about masturbation with his dad was something I thought he would drop based on how it completely sucked the air out of the room on the last one. We keep asking the same question - why did he tell Kim and Bob he was seeing prostitutes? The answer is right in front of us. He likes talking about his private parts and what he does to it in public. He seems to really get off on it. I seriously doubt Dijana would have ever rang the bell on why he resigned as an elder and that entire mess, but there he went - it was because he was sexting other women! Like it was something "cool" that he did. Almost like it's his own bat-signal to horny women in the audience that he's available and up for just about anything.